17: I like big butts...

Depending on one's mood, who doesn't?
Anyway, put funda for this picture
Plush points for IDying the person

16: Step into the light

The anatomy of which device?

15: Dil se

The word __X__was not actually used until the Renaissance period, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, but one fanciful explanation of its origin was a small elongated loaf of bread flavored with dill, thus “____”

One writer in the renaissance period referred to the popularity of dildos imported from Italy:

You ladies all of merry England
Who have been to kiss the Duchess' hand,
Pray, did you not lately observe in the show
A noble Italian called Signor __X__? ...

A rabble of pricks who were welcomed before,
Now finding the porter denied them the door,
Maliciously waited his coming below
And inhumanly fell on Signor __X__ ...

14: United We Stand?

Controversial ad of whom?

13: Proud to be in an ___

ID this piece of
uh
'apparel'

12: Cat's out of the bag?

ID the evergreen star

11: Jack-ing off?

We're all forced to do things we aren't proud of in our youth
__X__ was no exception
Acting in All in the Family, ID X

10: Sensuous Sleep

ID the painting (the title should be the clue)
& the painter, for whom the 'origins' is important.

9: Balls at play

Current affairs
__X__ is a rather obscure model until a few days ago, when she garnered more eyeballs (with good reason) than a certain event in England.
ID her & said event.

8: Light my Fire

The evolution of a rather magnificent piece of art

ID

7: Ass like that?

ID the book and the person in the pictures

"...and now, disengag’d from the shirt, I saw, with wonder and surprise, what? not the play-thing of a boy, not the weapon of a man, but a maypole of so enormous a standard, that had proportions been observ’d, it must have belong’d to a young giant. Its prodigious size made me shrink again; yet I could not, without pleasure, behold, and even ventur’d to feel, such a length, such a breadth of animated ivory! perfectly well turn’d and fashion’d, the proud stiffness of which distended its skin, whose smooth polish and velvet softness might vie with that of the most delicate of our sex, and whose exquisite whiteness was not a little set off by a sprout of black curling hair round the root, through the jetty sprigs of which the fair skin shew’d as in a fine evening you may have remark’d the clear light ether through the branchwork of distant trees over-topping the summit of a hill: then the broad and blueish-cast incarnate of the head, and blue serpentines of its veins, altogether compos’d the most striking assemblage of figure and colours in nature. In short, it stood an object of terror and delight.

"But what was yet more surprising, the owner of this natural curiosity, through the want of occasions in the strictness of his home-breeding, and the little time he had been in town not having afforded him one, was hitherto an absolute stranger, in practice at least, to the use of all that manhood he was so nobly stock’d with; and it now fell to my lot to stand his first trial of it, if I could resolve to run the risks of its disproportion to that tender part of me, which such an oversiz’d machine was very fit to lay in ruins."

6: Not Quite The Stallion

ID the guy in the pic (the girl if possible)

5: Shocking

ID the album cover
#brownies for the artist
play where's waldo with the picture to find it

4: Who wants to play?

ID the significance of the nude
no need to id the nude

3: Give me __X__

Simple picture for a rainy wednesday evening
ID the person in nude.

2: Who cares about the smile

Not so famous nude of a more famous painting

ID the person

1: No cream?

ID THe pose

The name ___X___ presents a vivid image! This version of cunnilingus has the receiver lay on their back with their lower back and legs raised all the way up so that their ankles are either side of (and beyond) their own head. The exact end position will depend on the flexibility of the receiver. This position totally exposes the groin area to the giving partner who kneels there to perform. The giver is also able to use their hands to caress and explore their partner's whole body.

This position requires considerable flexibility on the part of the receiver and it cannot be (fully) achieved by most, but it is wonderfully "naughty" due to the feeling of being totally exposed. Those less flexible might try getting into the position, but stop at the point where the position starts to become uncomfortable. The giver can also help those less flexible by using their hands to support the receiver's thighs at mid-point.

___X__ also is used to describe 

"A promise of heaven, while continuing to suffer in this life."
(Seems fair,lol)

Coz I Quizzed In My Pants

Due to the closure of Milf & Cookies

A valuable site for erotica has succumbed to reasons unknown, leaving the rest of us quizzers to

OR in layman's terms

& in some cases

SO without further ado, i bring t you

CAUSE I QUIZZED IN MY PANTS